Unwrapped

There are many rules to follow as your mom’s guest at the company holiday party.

Rule one: Do not, under any circumstances, find the new boss so attractive.

Rule two: Definitely do not undress him with your eyes.

Rule three: If he slips you his phone number, throw it away. I repeat, throw it away. Who cares if just one look into his blue eyes makes you want to drag him underneath the nearest mistletoe?

Rule four: When you show up at his house the next day, do not let him kiss you. Your lips are meant to say good-bye.

Rule five: At no point should you let him take off your clothes like he’s unwrapping his sexy Christmas gift. And moaning will only make it worse.

Rule six: Rule six is a bonus rule, so pay attention. Forget rules one through five.